estate agents.

you suck.

Lily Allen. Don't become a pop star and then complain that you hate doing press on tour and then cut it short and go home. You don't write your music, you don't write your lyrics, and if you don't tour, you don't do ANYTHING, so don't be a pop star. THIS IS THE JOB. Dumbass.

Marketers. Mr K, via Douglas Adams, assures me you will be first against the wall when the revolution comes and I pray every day that he will be right.

Broken bottles of nail polish. All over my hands, five minutes before an interview, with no remover in sight. FUCK!

people that call me on my cellphone asking for people who not only are not me but whom i also do not know and then when i tell them that they have the wrong number they call right back, get annoyed with me, and ASK ME IF I'M SURE THIS ISN'T SOMEONE ELSE'S PHONE