Memo to Mother Nature:

Bitch, do you not know what month it is? Let me tell you. It's November. Meaning, it's fucking NOVEMBER and that means it's AUTUMN and it's supposed to be COLD! I can tolerate the wet but I can no longer stand by and allow this ridiculous heat and humidity to continue. It's not MAY for fuck's sake. Do you think the UK is so overloaded with Aussies that we need to refect the weather down under? Well, we DO NOT! So knock this shit off and cold snap already. I'd like to have not-frizzy hair again in this lifetime. Cheers.

Addendum: the right-leg ache you're making me suffer as a result of this wet air is NOT appreciated.