Who do you think you are?

You know, it's bad enough I already knew you had a cat before you told me, because you smell LIKE CAT PISS, it's bad enough I have to listen to your hacking, phlegmy coughs EVERY FREAKING DAY, it's bad enough you look like Jack Klugman in a blonde wig and a skirt, but now I have to put up with your complete lack of respect?

I like how you folded like a deck chair when I walked over and confronted you in front of everyone. You know, the same way you belittled me in front of everyone.

Here's a fucking newsflash for you, you aren't my boss. We're both equals. Well, ok, I'm better than you are. But we're still technically the same level. I have two bosses, and you aren't one of them.

Pull that shit again on me, and you can believe I will have your head, and your job, and I'll have a peer who ISN'T a chain smoking gargoyle.