i do not fucking need sound effects for every fucking thing you do all day. i do not need you to smack your lips and lick your fingers loudly when you eat, i do not need to hear you whine and murmur to yourself when you are confused or dismayed, i do not need to hear a loud play by play of your conversation with the bicycle shop when i am at lunch and have my noise-reducing headphones on.
and thanks for stealing the microwave from me, you fucking heifer.