Bizarre Love Triangle

You know, leaving aside issues of morality, because I know that I'm kind of old fashioned with regards to these things, and I know that you rather pride yourself in being amoral... the fact of the matter is, here is an action which you *knew* if you persued it, would greatly hurt someone who viewed you as a close friend. The fact that you *chose* to do it, even though you knew how much it would hurt me, has completely destroyed any trust between us, and has, essentially, destroyed our intimacy, and therefore our friendship.

However... I have worked HARD on this band, I have invested too much of my time and my effort and my LIFE in this band to let you destroy it because you can't keep your twat in your pants.

When stupid effing high maintenance real estate bitches give me input on their brochures piecemeal, as if I know everything they want and can read their mind. HEY, DIPSHIT....SEND ME THE SPECS FOR WHAT YOU WANT IN WRITING!!!!!

I think regardless of what happens, after this week, I am OUTTA THERE.

'Cleb Life

-I cannot go to a gig I was invited to, because the band goes on at 10pm and it's in KILBURN. Might as well be on THE MOON as far as transport back to Sarf London goes.

-The club where my friends are DJing does not even START until 9pm. Sorry, but I cannot do your average 10pm-3am Shoreditch nightclubbing when I have to get up and WORK the next day.

-Birthday drinks for a work colleague and I can't even go to that because I CANNOT DRINK as I am bloody detoxing in order to be able to fit into last autumn's clothes as I cannot afford to buy a new set in a larger size.

I know it's stupid to think that once you've been on TV, everything will be brilliant from then on, because you will be a CLEB and everyone will love you, and you will never be lonely again. But it would be nice... :-(

nothing trumps toddlers

I have this friend who had A BABY. And she used to send photos directly to my email account but now she's discovered an online storage system so thank god, i can delete babyspamming at will.
I decided to try sending some of my own photos out, and said I would have more from Warsaw and Lisbon later this year. And in response, three more posts: "This weekend we went to a birthday party! Last sunday we went apple picking! This morning we had a bath! Here are 306 photos of each event!"
I guess apple-picking is way more interesting than foreign travel. Maybe I'm just annoying about it. I LIVE IN EUROPE! I SEE EUROPEAN THINGS!

overheard

Blowjobmouth just said the following: "Yeah, I won't go back to Cancun. It's very American."

News flash: booking a package holiday to a Club Med-style resort does not equal an authentic experience of the country.

You fucking dolt.