'Cleb Life

-I cannot go to a gig I was invited to, because the band goes on at 10pm and it's in KILBURN. Might as well be on THE MOON as far as transport back to Sarf London goes.

-The club where my friends are DJing does not even START until 9pm. Sorry, but I cannot do your average 10pm-3am Shoreditch nightclubbing when I have to get up and WORK the next day.

-Birthday drinks for a work colleague and I can't even go to that because I CANNOT DRINK as I am bloody detoxing in order to be able to fit into last autumn's clothes as I cannot afford to buy a new set in a larger size.

I know it's stupid to think that once you've been on TV, everything will be brilliant from then on, because you will be a CLEB and everyone will love you, and you will never be lonely again. But it would be nice... :-(