make up my mind

All week I've been hearing Zod bang on about what's it gonna take to turn me into a chief, I've got it in me, but I spend too much time pissing about with websites (this coming from the man who was to read NME.com each morning and spends all day Wednesdays playing shockwave puzzle games on fhm.com). So this morning I say, I'm going to teach the newbie to do graphs in Illustrator and he goes off his nut about how that's his or Deputy The Man's job.
So what's it going to take to let him turn me into a chief sub? Christ.