Common courtesy is dead

To all the idiots who jump ahead of me in line, pretending they don't know the spot in front of me is NOT the end of the line, to all the smegheads who try to jump onto the elevator while I'm trying to disembark...to all the assclowns who can't seem to understand that running me over will NOT get them off the train any quicker....

BLOW ME. Long, and hard.