Slow Walkers!

Hey, tourists....I live in the 'burbs, and I don't walk like fifty hobbits crawled up my ass! Here's a suggestion: don't hold hands and all walk slowly in a line. Although it makes it easier for a sniper to pick you off from 500 yards, it also makes me VERY ANGRY and keeps me from getting where I need to be on time.

Because, you know, I got important stuff to do.

Fuckers!