i hate you, inland revenue

I hate you for thinking my request for information meant I was self-employed.
I hate you for sending self-assessment forms to my former address in Whitechapel.
I hate you for sending information requests to my current address and being told I have a job, thanks, I am not self-employed.
I hate you for giving me two reference numbers, which I think is the root of all of this evil.
I hate you for telling me I need all these forms when they're not actually the forms I need.
I hate you for your snotty call centres who get upset when I say "fucking hell" after being told different answers to the same questions. How dare YOU get offended!!
I hate you for sending me a £1600+ tax bill.
I hate you for making me fill out all these forms with information YOU have but I do NOT have that YOU will not give me.
I hate you for taking more money than you were supposed to before I had a national insurance number.

In general, you suck my ass, you fucking fucks.