humph

I'm bored of dealing with your irritation over someone else. You want to be irritated with me, that's fine. But if you're going to be pissy to/at me because someone else is bothering you then go downstairs and kick some bins. I'm left in this constant state of feeling like everything I do is going to set one of you off and I KNOW that's not because *I* am so incredibly irritating that every little thing I do is magic annoying.
And the least you could do is be gracious about an apology for a misunderstanding.

I'm not your girlfriend; I'm not your mum. I don't get paid to love you unconditionally.