MOTHER PUSS BUCKET

So I ask the tax office, when doing all of my tax stuff, do I need to fill out a form for 2006?
They say no.
So I go down to the office -- taking a half day off to do it, no less -- last Wednesday. They fill out my forms and send them in.
I come home from work and guess what is waiting for me:
the tax return for 2006.
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKS!