God. Damn. Fanboys.

Go back down into your parent's basement and shut the hell UP.

so-called friends...

who aren't friends

because as soon as you are honest with them (ie, hypothetically tell them you think they're wonderful) they run away and refuse to answer any emails or texts, and when you leave it for a week without texting or emailing to give them SPACE, they get all huffy and refuse to acknowledge your existence.

you fucking tosser

I hand over a page that has an outstanding query on it, because there's a sentence that's unclear and the author is in a meeting.
So said fucking tosser is reading all signed off pages. The answer to the query comes back, and I ask, shall I just forward this to you?
And he said, "I'm not really concerned about that."
Then starts bitching at me about a space after a full stop.

Because that is so much more important than BLOODY FUCKING ACCURATE SENTENCES.