When I say ten minutes to deadline,

I do not mean, "Please take all the time you fucking need to make tweaky changes nobody cares about but you and then ignore all further prompts, reminders and queries as to when you're going to sign off the fucking pages. And oh yeah, please ask for major design changes too. Because I love that. I also love the fact I'm still waiting for you to sign this shit off 24 hours after the final extended deadline -- and counting."

You fucking strokes.