Piccadilly

oh yeah, and by the way, how fucking hard is it to use an escalator? They're quite amazing. You just stand there and it lifts you up. You have a hand rail to hold on to if standing is hard. You don't need to link your twiggy little arms dangling with designer bags six across to go up the escalator as a chain of annoying Asian tourists. I swear.

And while we're at it,  let's talk about the ticket barriers. Let's talk about not finally getting through the clusterfuck "queue" in front of them so you can stand there like a dam blocking traffic to the escalators while you stare about in wonder as to which line you want. Shouldn't you have figured that out before you came into the station? While waiting to get through the barriers, didn't you think you could have noticed then?